"But that's Elvis' logo for "Taking Care of Business in a Flash". That's ME! That's my handle: TCB! I'm taking care of business! I'm the one and only Elvis impersonator in all Milwaukee!"

"Mustafa Shakir as Sex Machine"

"Good times never seemed so good."

"If you live long enough you can see your dreams die a slow death. Young people don't know how good they have it. Not 'cause they can, uh, touch their toes and screw all night. They haven't learned that most things just don't work out.Most times, you just mess it up, so it's easier not to try. We're all just looking for some hope. But at my age, hope is hard. Hope's not enough."

"Hugh Jackman as Mike/Lightning"

"Hudson Hensley as Dana"

"Fisher Stevens as Dr. Dave Watson"

"Michael Imperioli as Mark Shurilla"

"John Beckwith as Eddie Vedder"

"I'm not a songwriter. I'm not a sex symbol but, I am an entertainer."

"Kate Hudson as Claire/Thunder"

"Jim Belushi as Tom D'Amato"

"King Princess as Angelina"

"Whitney Moore - Nathalie"

"Dr. Jones: It's the human species that needs to quit playing cowboy with nature. We must act more like astronauts, spacemen taking care of Spaceship Earth."

"Adam Sessa - Ramsey"

"A day without sex... is a day wasted, man!"

"James Nguyen - a restaurant customer (cameo)"

"Jake Pennington - Clark"

"Shea Clark - Band Member (2)"

"Laura Cassidy - News Anchor"

"Damien Carter - Nightclub Singer"

"Eric Swartz - Bill Stone/CEO"

"Janae Caster - Susan"

"Colton Osborne - Tony"

"I'm just tired of all the fucking killing in Iraq. Why can't we just give peace a chance?"

"Bill Stone: Ladies and gentlemen, I have some great news. Our board of directors has agreed to the acquisition of NCT Software by Oracle Corporation FOR A BILLION DOLLARS!"

"Tree hugger: I hear a mountain lion! I gotta get back to my house and you better get to your car!"

"Alan Bagh - Rod"

"Patsy van Ettinger - Nathalie's Mother"

"Tricia Pettitt - Nightclub Dancer"

"Rick Camp - Dr. Jones"

"Stephen Gustavson - TreeHugger/Tom Hill"

"Mona Lisa Moon - Mai"

"Danny Webber - Rick"

"Gregor Martin - News Anchor (2)"

"Fraser Jarvie - Band Member"

"Catherine Batcha - Becky"

"Iman as Mariammo"

"Benny Young as Minister"

"Job Seda as Kanuthia"

"Annabel Maule as Lady Byrne"

"Rachel Kempson as Sarah, Lady Belfield"

"Suzanna Hamilton as Felicity Spurway"

"Graham Crowden as Henry, Lord Belfield"

"Donal McCann as Doctor in Nairobi"

"Shane Rimmer as Belknap"

"Leslie Phillips as Sir Joseph Aloysius Byrne"

"Michael Kitchen as Berkeley Cole"