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April 10, 2026
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"Pieces of eight!"
"Look what this cowardly dog's done t'Roger the Cabin Boy! 'E only 'ad two days left 'til 'is retirement!"
"I am your father. Er, wait. Wrong speech."
"Wuh-Ankha!"
"I'm a sporting gentleman, so take this weapon. It'll give you a fighting chance!"
"Very good, Donkey, but you'll need more than brute strength to stop me this time!"
"That meddlesome monkey should be burnt to a crisp by now. Where's that Armadillo?!"
""Cranky can help Tiny beat the giant springy box." (Purple door)"
""Donkey must climb up to the top floor if you want to bring the factory to life." (Yellow door)"
""Go and see Cranky, or Tiny will find herself unable to fit intro the tree stump." (Purple door)"
"I want you to do everything in your power to keep Donkey Kong distracted. Steal that hoard of Golden Bananas he treasures so much and take care of his pathetic friends. This time there can be no mistakes."
"I've been waiting a long time for this moment. Soon, Donkey Kong and his pretty little island will be no more!"
"MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"
"W-what?! How did he do that?!"
""Cranky's Simian Spring will Diddy to leap to the top of the ABC blocks." (Red door)"
"Any last requests?"
"I'm surrounded by fools..."
"I think not."
"Don't be afraid, young ones. It's only me, Wrinkly Kong. My body may have passed away since DKC3, but I'm here in spirit to help you defeat those naughty crocodiles. I can use my supernatural powers to reveal to you and your friends where that rogue K. Rool has hidden some of your precious Golden Bananas. You can come and see me wherever you see my face. Don't be shy now, dearies."
""Use Diddy to open the gate to Lanky's cave. Once inside, slam the stumps and shoot the Zingers!" (Blue door)"
""Bash the gongs with Diddy's chimpy charge to reveal hidden suprises." (Red door)"
""Match the symbols and put the jugs on the podiums with Chunky near the start." (Green door)"
"Pant! Must get out of here before fatso discovers that the Kongs are recovering the blueprints to his stupid machine."
""Yes, Donkey will help K. Lumsy!" (talking with K. Lumsy)"
"What's that?! Who's there?"
"Nearly there - I'm almost safe."
"I hope for your sake, you're right this time."
""While you'll be busy looking for your precious golden bananas and flea-bitten friends, I'll be preparing my lizard flavored surprise!!"
"Let's see how that fool Donkey Kong is progressing, shall we?"
"That's right, my scaly friend, the ape hasn't even got his first banana yet!"
"Chief technician! I trust the Blast-O-Matic will soon be ready to be activated."
"I underestimated those Kongs. Their progress is unexpected."
"Guards! Make sure no one leaves until my machine is ready!"
"I've waited too long for this."
"Huh? Not a Kong in sight. Where are They?"
"W-who was that?!"
"Those stubborn apes don't know when they're beat. But even they will have to admit defeat after they've tangled with my fiery little pet. Nothing can stop me now. Their island is doomed! Ah, there you are. I trust the Kongs have been dealt with?"
"Fatso, is it? I'd choose my last words more carefully if I were you."
"Don't tell me what I can't do!"
"No! The time has come. Goodbye, DK Isles!"
""Get DK's coconut shooter from Funky's Store and use it to hit the coconut switches." (Yellow door)"
""Shoot the switch over the giant mine cart to make the path complete in Diddy's mine area." (Red door)"
""X marks the spot for Chunky and gives him a chance to use his weight." (Green door)"
""Free the Llama by completing Donkey's blast barrel course." (Yellow door)"
""Match the sounds with Lanky in the back of the Llama's Temple." (Blue door)"
""Small is best for Tiny when she plays her tune near the four gongs." (Purple door)"
"Oh, it was awful master. Those horrible Kongs threw barrels at me that went bang. Knocked me into the lava, they did. And I've singed both my wings. Then one of them got really big and punched me in the face! Look at my poor old nose! I want to go and lie down now. I'm not feeling well at all..."
"I-I'm sorry, master, he was too quick for me. B-but I'll get him next time..."
""What did Cranky mean about training? Donkey Kong all confused..." (DK Treehouse)"
"Imbecile! I don't like failure - do you know what happens to failures?"