"[trying to shift all the blame for their bogus marriage onto Georges] You stroll around my apartment, touching my things. Do you realize the situation that you've put me in? Do you?"

"We don't have to like each other. We just have to get married."

"Andie MacDowell - Brontë Parrish"

"Gérard Depardieu - Georges Fauré"

"The story of two people who got married, met, and then fell in love."

"An irresistibly charming comedy!"

"Bebe Neuwirth - Lauren Adler"

"[in response to Brontë's telling him that she will donate her time to a children's agriculture charity] If it amuses you, then do it."

"Josef Sommer - Paul Schaeffer"

"Viggo Mortensen - Moses Hochleitner"

"Danny Glover - McFee"

"Alexander Godunov - Daniel Hochleitner"

"Jan Rubes - Eli Lapp"

"Lukas Haas - Samuel Lapp"

"[to Rachel] If we'd made love last night I'd have to stay. Or you'd have to leave."

"We're all very happy that you're going to live, John Book. We didn't know what we would do with you if you'd died."

"What you take into your hand, you take into your heart."

"8 year old Samuel: sole witness to a murder. Three killers who'll stop at nothing to silence him. One honest cop who'll give his life to save him..."

"Harrison Ford is John Book - A big city cop who knows too much. His only evidence: a small boy who's seen too much..."

"Harrison Ford - John Book"

"Kelly McGillis - Rachel Lapp"

"Jim Carrey — Truman Burbank"

"Laura Linney — Meryl, Truman's "wife""

"Ed Harris — Christof, the creator of the show"

"Noah Emmerich — Marlon"

"Natascha McElhone — Lauren/Sylvia"

"Holland Taylor — Truman's "mother""

"Brian Delate — Truman's "father""

"Blair Slater — Young Truman"

"Peter Krause — Lawrence, Truman's boss"

"Heidi Schanz — Vivien"

"Don Taylor — Don"

"Ted Raymond — Spencer"

"Paul Giamatti — Control room director"

"Adam Tomei — Control room director"

"Harry Shearer — Mike Michaelson"

"Ron Taylor — Ron"

"Good morning, and in case I don't see ya: Good afternoon, good evening, and good night!"

"You can't get any further away, before you start coming back."

"The early bird gathers no moss! The rolling stone catches the worm!"

"Somebody help me, I'm being spontaneous!"

"[Sailing away in the artificially roughened winds and seas] Is that the best you can do? You're gonna have to kill me! [sings] What do ya do with a drunken sailor? What do ya do with a drunken sailor? What do ya do with a drunken sailor ear-lye in the mor-nin'!"

"[to Meryl who is threatening him with a kitchen utensil] What are you gonna do? Slice me, dice me or peel me? There are so many choices."

"[after startling two control room directors by seemingly talking to them, then easing their concerns by seeming to revert back to his eccentricity, whilst they look at their notes temporarily] That one's for free."