"[In tears, after Peter fails to fly] It is true, then. You did grow up. I drank poison for you. You used to call me "Tink." Have you forgotten everything?"

"[Pressing on Peter's face to smooth the wrinkles and see if it's really him, and finally pulling the corners of his lips up to make him smile] Oh, there you are, Peter!"

"What if Peter Pan grew up?"

"[To Hook, who doesn't believe Peter's the real Peter Pan] He's Peter Pan alright, Captain... He's just been away from Neverland so long, his mind's been "Junk-tified." He's forgotten everything."

"Have to fly, have to fight, have to crow, have to save Maggie, have to save Jack. Hook is back."

"What would the world be like without Captain Hook?"

"You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love you, Peter Pan. That's where I'll be waiting."

"[Repeatedly] Bangarang!"

"[On P.A.] For now, please, sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight."

"Are you ready for me, Peter? Come on. Humor the Hook!"

"It's time for Smee."

"[To Peter, who's climbing to rescue his children] Fly! I know it's you!"

"[On all fours on the floor] Lost. Lost. [To Peter] I've lost my marbles."

"[Unearthing his cell phone in snow before the statue of Peter Pan in Kensington Gardens park] Wow. [Opens it and holds it to his ear] Brad! Hi! ...you been holding this long? ...Uh, huh. ...Neverland. Lost Boys. Jim Hook, duel to the death, I'll tell you about it later. Listen, I'd love to chat... but I gotta climb a drain pipe right now. "Why?" Because I ran out of fairy dust, if not I would've flown up. [Hangs up] Pssh, "Why?""

"You know you're not really Peter Pan, don't you? This is only a dream. When you wake up, you'll just be Peter Banning - a cold, selfish man who drinks too much, is obsessed with success, and runs and hides from his wife and children."

"So, Peter... you've become a pirate."

"[To Peter, who's climbing to rescue his children] Be the Pan you are. Fly. Fly. Think a happy thought."

"[Ringing bell] If there's anybody not fighting, get here quick!"

"You are the Pan."

"That's the game."

"[Peter remembers the last time he came for Wendy] Peter, I can't come with you. I've forgotten how to fly. I'm old, Peter. Ever so much more than twenty. I grew up a long time ago."

"Hello children. Comfy? Cozy?"

"Revenge is Mine."

"And you'd better deliver, Miss Bell, or no amount of clapping will bring you back from where I will send you."

"Good morning, Neverland! Tie down the main mast, mateys, because here he is! The cunning kingfish! The bad barracuda! A man so deep, he's almost unfathomable. [Silence, as they fail to understand] A man so quick, he's even fast asleep! [LaughS] Thank you!! Now let's give him a big hand - 'cause he's only got one. I give you, the steel-handed stingray, Captain James Hook!"

"He'll crow. He'll fight. He'll fly. And then... he'll die."

"[The pirates are playing baseball, and the catcher shoots the runner stealing second] No- no- no! Now stop it! We're playing this game by Master Jack's rules. Bad form! Sit down, now. Let's resume the game. [To the lady next to him] Very violent sport, isn't it, baseball?"

"Oh, I hate being disappointed, Smee. And I hate living in this flawed body. And I hate living in Neverland. And I hate, I hate, I hate Peter Pan!"

"[To Peter ordering him to stop being a child] But I am a child."

"[After Rufio draws his sword] Okay, Mister. All right. Show's over. You put that thing away! Now put it down before you poke somebody's eye out!"

"[To Jack, while fighting the pirates] Jack, you won't believe this: I found my happy thought. It took me three days, then guess what happened when I did? Up I went! You know what my happy thought was? [He flies towards Jack, smiling lovingly] It was you!"

"Oh, “Rufio?”, Why don't you go suck on a dead dog's nose!"

"Your children love you, they want to play with you. How long do you think that lasts? Soon Jack might not even want you to come to his games. We have a few special years with our children, when they're the ones that want us around. After that you're going to be running after them for a bit of attention. It's so fast Peter. Just a few years, and it's over. And you are not being careful. And you are missing it."

"It's Hook or me this time."

"[Last words] I want my mommy!"

"Fools, James Hook is Neverland! [Corners Peter and prepares to impale him with his hook] Whenever children read, it will say "Thus perished Peter Pan.""

"[A man sweeping garbage in a London park looks suspiciously like Mr. Smee] [to Peter, who is laying down in the snow] Hallo! Having trouble with the missus? Well, you will have by the time you get home."

"[Seeing Tinkerbell defeating the pirates] Are you related to Mighty Mouse?"

"[Maggie says that Jack told her Wendy is not the "real" Wendy] Ahh. Well, do you see where Jack is? That is the same window and this is the same room where we made up bedtime stories telling about Peter, Neverland, and scary old Captain Hook. But did you know that Mr. Barrie... well, Sir James, our neighbor, he loved our stories so much that he wrote them all down in a book... oh dear me... eighty years ago."

"Here comes Pan! Hook, no...!"

"Rufi-o-o-o-o!"

"[Voiceover] Thank you for believing."

"Smee, Smee. What about Smee? Smee! Smee! Smee. Smee. What about Smee? Smee's me. What about me?"

"[To his son Jack, thwarting him banging on airplane window on on flight] What the hell's the matter with you? When are you gonna stop acting like a child?"

"[While trying to swat Tinkerbell] Fire fly from hell! Big damn bug!"

"[Trying to rationalize why he can see Tinkerbell] You're a... you're a complex Freudian hallucination having something to do with my mother and I don't know why you have wings, but you have very lovely legs and you're a very nice tiny person and what am I saying? I don't know who my mother was. I'm an orphan and I've never taken drugs because I missed the sixties; I was an accountant."

"[To a pirate who admires his boots] I think you can get them at Armani."

"Hook, you let those kids out of that net in less than one minute or you better get an attorney and hope to God he's better than me."

"Lawyer, Father, Legend"