"For the last time, it's the wild animal park! There's a difference, you know! Anyway, when I was in the wild animal park, no one treated me like that! All the animals worshipped me! There was one grizzly, one king of the jungle! Me!"

"Hey Alistair! Aren't you glad to be goin' back to Russia?!"

"[To Elliot, who demands what he's done with Boog] He's locked away somewhere you'll never find him! Especially after tonight, when they take him back to Russia!"

"What do you want, bear?"

"[Posing as Boog; to the wilds] Yeah, it was rough all right. That's why I look terrible and my voice sounds like caca! Now why don't y'all run along and fetch me some goodies?"

"[Arriving at the Timberline National Forest] This must be the place: Bearvana!"

"Man, I can't wait to get back to see Alistair! Back to my own cart, home cookin', 3 meals a day! Mmm!"

"[Being chased by Bob and Bobbie, who think that he's Bigfoot] Aaaaaahhhh!"

"[When he's exposed by the wilds] Who's gonna stop me?"

"Enough! Enough! [ prolonged]ENOUGH!!!!!! I'm not you servant. I'm king in the jungle!"

"Come here, Lil' E."

"[Running away from the Maslova Family Circus; to Boog] See ya tomorrow night!"

"Don't mind me. Just another circus dancer."

"I thought you were mad at me! But now I know you weren't 'cause you're not even you!"

"Boog, Boog, Boog! From now on, we will no longer mention his name!"

"I'm tellin' you Alistair, one of these days, I'm gonna give that diva [Ursa] a piece of my mind!"

"I'm so Sorry that I let you Down."

"I forgive you! But only because you forgave me first."

"You got it, Boogster. BFFs 'til the end."

"In a bear minute. We're grizzlies. We gotta look out for each other."

"One day to guys' trip!"

"What?! No guys' trip?! No guys' trip?! Have you lost your mind?!"

"We'll think about you while we're makin' s'mores and talkin' trash!"

"Gisela! Giselita! I was just lookin' for your dad!"

"WHOA! Another grizzly in the flesh! You don't know how long I've waited for this day!"

"A place where no one lets ya down!"

"Ursa?! Who's Ursa?"

"You know what I like about you, Dinkleman? You're always there when I need ya! And don't worry, we're gonna have a blast tomorrow! This'll be the best guys' trip ever! You'll see."

"Yo, you've got some kinda thing growin' outta your neck!"

"Listen, Ursa. I know you've got no reason to believe me, but I gotta tell you the truth. I'm not Doug. I'm Boog."

"It's like bearvana!"

"Too much chocolate!"

"I appreciate y'all tryin' to rescue me, but I need to talk to Ursa."

"Punch it in, baby bear!"

"Dinkleman! I didn't know you were a girl!"

"Let's get a move on! Guys' trip waits for no deer!"

"Well, how 'bout a game of... Shrub... Jump? I mean, where we jump into the nearest shrub and, uh... come on, Elvis! I'll show you! [Jumps into nearby bushes, which is really poison ivy, with Elvis]"

"We don't need Uncle Boog. Rabbit fights are way more fun without him anyway!"

"Quiet, Gisela! The slightest sound could wake the bees!"

"The silent treatment! Two can play at that game! Only I'm not playin'!"

"He can stay on guys' trip forever, as far as I'm concerned."

"Don't you worry, kids! I've got a ton of things planned!"

"Who knows more about gettin' honey than a deer, huh?"

"I guess me and Elliot ain't as tight as I thought we were."