I Am Weasel

"Good choice."

"I.R. Not waiting now!"

"I.R. Ready!"

"Ooh, ooh, aren't you the smart one?"

"OH NO... SCARY!!!"

"Aw shucks!"

"Me? Really?!"

"Let's go, daddy-o!"

"Well aren't you sweet?"

"Who's your momma?"

"This is gonna be great!"

"You're having second thoughts about me, aren't you?"

"Have you seen my ear medicine?"

"Cool! Something for my collection!"

"Pshew-pshew-pshew-pshew!"

"Somebody get a bucket...!"

"C'mon, C'mon, let's go!"

"That's me."

"OOOHHH YEEEEAAAAH!!"

"Oh we are still alive!"

"Hi, I'm Earl!"

"I do not have time for your idiocy!"

"Um... Any chance we get a move on?"

"What happened?"

"You are talking to I.R.?"

"I.R. Driving!"

"I.R. Hero!"

"[about I.R. Baboon] This poor idiotic creature. No wonder they're going the way of the dodo."

"[to the Red Guy] Big Butt? You're not Big Butt!"

"I.R. Baboon astronaut, working NASA astronaut, I.R. bump the clouds so high like an astronaut in the sky. [I.R. bumps into a golden Weasel statue]"

"[angry] Indiginity this, I.R. so close. Next time I show Weasel. [changes to an happy tone] I.R. make theme park on Sun. Come to Baboonworld, ride solar flare with I.R. Baboon! [I.R. Baboon laughs and pulls a raspberry]"

"[holding the baby] I.R. name you after grandpa of I.R. Baboon. Hello, Baby Grandpa!"

"I am not a baby. I am Weasel."