"This is like some fuckin' movie. Friends since second grade, fuckin' like THIS [crosses fingers] and then one of us gets himself in potentially BIG trouble, and now we've gotta deal with it; we've got to test our loyalty against ALL odds. It's kind of... exciting. I feel like... Chuck Norris, y'know?"

"The only reason you stay here is so you can fuck my mother and eat her food. MOTHERFUCKER. FOOD EATER."

"Joshua John Miller - Tim"

"[John accuses Feck of having feelings for his blow-up doll, Ellie] Look, I'm not psycho. I know she's a doll. Right, Ellie?"

"You understand, don't you? Sure you do. I don't like killing people. But sometimes it's necessary. That's enough for now. I, I'd like you all to leave now. Very tired. Sort of depressed. I lost a good friend today, ya know..."

"Keanu Reeves - Matt"

"Ione Skye Leitch - Clarissa"

"My leg was right out in the middle of the street. I remember lying in the gutter and bleeding and shit, staring at my leg, right next to a beer can. And I remember thinking, that's my leg... I wonder if there's any beer in that can."

"Josh Richman - Tony"

"Rhoda Griffis as Ilene Hanover, the wealthy mother of Abby and wife of Sidney Hanover."

"Linden Ashby as Rod Mitchell, Jo's father and a mechanic."

"Mike Pniewski as Mr. Giamatti, the school Shop teacher."

"Claire Holt as Chastity Meyer, a ditzy girl who has multiple boyfriends and a "raging libido"."

"Diego Boneta as Tyler Adams, a popular Soccer player and Mandi's stepbrother who later dates Jo."

"Patrick Johnson as Nick "Big Z" Zimmer, Mandi's boyfriend and a former friend of Tyler."

"Colin Dennard as Elliott Gold, a nerdy boy obsessed with technology who is attracted to Abby."

"Nicole Gale Anderson as Hope Plotkin, a hypochondriac who has a strong fear of germs and illness and Mandi's right-hand-girl."

"Bethany Anne Lind as Quinn Shinn, a timid wannabe who is on the School Newspaper team."

"Tim Meadows as Principal Ron Duvall, the Principal of Northshore High who has had experience with the Plastics group before."