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April 10, 2026
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"Josh Segarra as Jason"
"Fernando Luján as Papi Montenegro"
"Swoosie Kurtz as Grace (Kate's mom)"
"Jesús Ochoa as Vito"
"All of my shirts have a picture of this bird on them!"
"Hannah Nordberg as Emily Sullivan"
"Mel Rodriguez as Bobby"
"John Hannah as Colin"
"Garry Chalk as Dr. Fletcher"
"Adrian Uribe as Burrito"
"Alyvia Alyn Lind as Olivia Sullivan"
"Eugenio Derbez as Leonardo Sullivan (Montenegro)"
"[to his doctor] Can you get me a prettier nurse ?"
"Anna Faris as Kate Sullivan"
"There isn't enough penicillin in the world!"
"Eva Longoria as Theresa"
"Payton Lepinski as Molly Sullivan"
"Mariana Treviño as Sofia Montenegro"
"Omar Chaparro as Burro"
"Édgar Vivar as Papi's Gastroenterologist"
"Darla Vandenbossche as Receptionist"
"Javier Lacroix as Carlos, the cook"
"Cecilia Suárez as Magdalena Montenegro"
"Oh, I ain't playin', y'all, it's on!"
"Seeking truth is a great start to our day."
"I must be contagious, 'cause he's catching cool like it was a cold."
"Scary? Pshaw! B-Dawg is all about the danger!"
"It's the seventh inning stretch. Time to balance my chi."
"If the delivery guy comes back? I'll deliver him the tail whoopin' of his life!"
"I'm too young to die, talented, and good-looking and modest!"
"Molly Shannon as Molly"
"Tom Everett Scott as Buddy"
"Dylan Sprouse as Shasta"
"Skyler Gisondo as B-Dawg"
"Liliana Mumy as Rosebud"
"Whoopi Goldberg as Miss Mittens"
"Lothaire Bluteau as Francois"
"Paul Rae as Phillipe"
"Cynthia Stevenson as Jackie Framm Sullivan"
"[as Noah and Henry run off to school with Buddy and Molly] I was gonna drive ya!"
"Charles C. Stevenson Jr. as Sheriff Ryan"
"Kris Kristofferson as Talon"
"Aren't you as beautiful as the yellow snow?"
"Dominic Scott Kay as Adam Bilson"
"Dylan Minnette as Noah Sullivan"
"Richard Karn as Patrick Sullivan"
"Who are you calling blondie? We're golden, Golden Retrievers."
"[chasing B-Dawg] If I catch you, nine lives won't be enough."
"Jimmy Bennett as Buddha"
"Name's Shasta, and I'm an Alaskan Husky."