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April 10, 2026
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"Molly Quinn as Melissa Fitzgerald"
"Jennifer Aniston as Sarah "Rose" O'Reilly Miller"
"Kathryn Hahn as Edie Fitzgerald"
"Tomer Sisley as the real Pablo Chacon"
"Thomas Lennon as Rick Nathanson"
"Scott Adsit as the doctor"
"Ken Marino as Todd"
"Jason Sudeikis as David Clark Miller"
"Will Poulter as Kenny Rossmore Miller"
"Matthew Willig as One-Eye"
"Nick Offerman as Don Fitzgerald"
"Mark L. Young as Scottie P."
"[Firework flies up into the sky and pops] There we go. You fucking happy? Come on."
"Karuna Sun as Stripper/Pole Dancer"
"Luis Guzmán as Mexican cop"
"Ed Helms as Brad Gurdlinger"
"Emma Roberts as Casey Mathis Miller"
"Josh Hutcherson as Carl Munro"
"Jeff Daniels as Travis Gornicke"
"Cheryl Hines as Jamie Munro"
"Howie: Oh, dude, that is nasty."
"Robin Williams as Bob Munro"
"Billy: Mr. Munro, I was just telling Earl and Moon about that neat laptop you were usin'."
"Kristin Chenoweth as Mary Jo Gornicke"
"Travis: Here's where you made your critical mistake: you listened to anything Howie and Joe Joe said. Nice boys, but they're a couple pliers short of a tool chest."
"Todd Mallory: Alright, no more details. Just email me the new proposal. [hangs up]"
"Jamie: Who is that maniac?"
"Mary Jo: [about the Munros] Whoa. They are early risers."
"[to Carl] It's gonna be a regular Field of Dreams moment for us, buddy."
"Joanna “JoJo” Levesque as Cassie Munro"
"Todd, I quit."
"[angrily] We watch TV in four separate rooms and we IM each other when dinner's ready."
"Earl: [about Bob] He-He was covered in turd."
"Rob LaBelle as Larry Moiphine"
"Ty Olsson as Diablo Pass Officer"
"Barry Sonnenfeld as Irv"
"Matthew Gray Gubler as Joe Joe"
"Brian Markinson as Gary Moiphine"
"Richard Ian Cox as Laird (as Richard Cox)"
"Diane Michelle as Lola (voice) (uncredited)"
"We have to hang together and stay strong."
"Sewage tank is overflowing."
"Alex Ferris as Billy Gornicke"
"You're just determined to have a bad time, aren't you? [Cassie: We all are, Dad.] Not me. I embrace every challenge."
"Cassie: [about the Gornickes] What do they like about us? We're not even that appealing!"
"Carl: DAD!!! THE TOILET'S BACKED UP!"
"Chloe Sonnenfeld as Moon Gornicke"
"Will Arnett as Todd Mallory"
"Moon: [about Carl] My hero."
"[about Travis] Whenever a big white man picks up a banjo, my cheeks tighten."