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April 10, 2026
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"Somebody better tell me something, 'cause this sho' is some freaky shit."
"Oh no! Not in Big Momma's house!"
"Is that morphine in there? God, beats the hell out of aspirin."
"I'm a married man, I'm not used to this much attention."
"[on the phone] Yeah, he knows what he's doing. [faces Malcolm immediately afterwards] What the hell are you doing?"
"[upon seeing Sherry in her underwear] Oooo ma damn!"
"Martin Lawrence as Malcolm Turner"
"Nia Long as Sherry Pierce"
"Paul Giamatti as John Maxwell"
"Terrence Howard as Lester Vesco"
"Anthony Anderson as Nolan"
"Jascha Washington as Trent Pierce"
"Ella Mitchell as Hattie Mae Pierce (Big Momma)"
"Phyliss Applegate as Sadie"
"Starletta DuPois as Miss Patterson"
"Octavia Spencer as Twila"
"Tichina Arnold as Ritha"
"Nicole Prescott as Lena"
"Cedric the Entertainer as the Reverend"
"Carl Wright as Ben Rawley"
"Jimmy Westermeier as the mailman"
"Placido Domingo as Monte"
"[when asked where she's from] I'm from Beverly Hills."
"Edward James Olmos as El Diablo"
"Eddie "PiolÃn" Sotelo as Rafa"
"[El Diablo is closing in on her] Say it, don't SPRAY it!"
"[on being a Chihuahua] Tiny, but mighty."
"[when on top of El Diablo] You owe me a Chasmere SWEATER!"
"What? We're MexiCAN, not MexiCAN'T!"
"[upon realizing Chloe is missing] Hold your tacos!"
"You don't like my SMILE?!"
"No mas! ["mas" means "more" in Spanish]"
"Manolo Cardona as Sam Cortez"
"Maury Sterling as Rafferty"
"Jamie Lee Curtis as Aunt Viv Ashe"
"José MarÃa Yazpik as Vasquez"
"Jesús Ochoa as Officer Jesús Ramirez"
"Piper Perabo as Rachel Ashe"
"Odette Annabelle as Chloe"
"George Lopez as Papi"
"Carlos Juvera as Tomás"
"Luis Guzman as Chucho"
"Andy Garcia as Delgado"
"Cheech Marin as Manuel"
"Paul Rodriguez as Chico"