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April 10, 2026
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"[to Him's followers] MURDERERS! [to Him] MURDERER! It's time to get the FUCK... [scratches Him's face as his followers gasp] ...out of my house!"
"Javier Bardem - Him"
"Brian Gleeson - younger brother"
"woman: You give, and you give, and you give. It's just never enough."
"My wife loves having company."
"Jennifer Lawrence - mother"
"Emily Hampshire - fool"
"Sarah-Jeanne Labrosse - foremother"
"Ed Harris - man"
"herald: [to mother] The inspiration! Where have you been hiding? [to revolutionaries] Finish her."
"They've come to see me."
"Chris Gartin - adulterer"
"Kristen Wiig - herald"
"Amanda Warren - healer"
"Jovan Adepo - cupbearer"
"Domhnall Gleeson - oldest son"
"Stephen McHattie - zealot"
"Laurence Leboeuf - maiden"
"Michelle Pfeiffer - woman"
"Moroni Olsen — Herbert Dunstan"
"[to Ellie] You're more excited about this baby than you were any of ours."
"Paul Harvey — Reverend Galsworthy"
"Tom Irish — Ben Banks"
"Hayden Rorke — Dr. Andrew Nordell"
"Marietta Canty — Delilah"
"Don Taylor — Buckley Dunstan"
"Spencer Tracy — Stanley T. Banks"
"Billie Burke — Doris Dunstan"
"Elizabeth Taylor — Kay Dunstan"
"[after someone called him 'Grampa' at the announcement event] Somewhere there was a fly in the ointment... Grampa, that was the fly. Grampa."
"Joan Bennett — Ellie Banks"
"M.G.M New Laugh Hit!"
"Richard Rober — Police Sergeant"
"Russ Tamblyn — Tommy Banks"
"The blessed event of 1951...merrily surpassing "Father of the Bride"...again starring Spencer Tracy, Joan Bennett and Elizabeth Taylor...M-G-M of course!"
"Bonnie Hunt - Kate Baker (the maternal grandmother of Tom McNulty)"
"Steve Martin - Tom Baker (the maternal grandfather of Tom McNulty)"
"Piper Perabo - Nora Baker-McNulty (the mother of Tom McNulty)"
"Jonathan Bennett - Bud McNulty (the father of Tom McNulty)"
"Same Big Family... Even Bigger Adventure."
"Tom Welling - Charlie Baker (the maternal uncle of Tom McNulty)"
"This Christmas, you better watch out!"
"Alexander Conti - Kenneth Murtaugh"
"Madison Fitzpatrick - Robin Murtaugh"
"Taylor Lautner - Eliot Murtaugh"
"Melanie Tonello - Becky Murtaugh"
"Courtney Fitzpatrick - Lisa Murtaugh"
"Carmen Electra - Sarina Murtaugh"
"Eugene Levy - Jimmy Murtaugh"
"Shawn Roberts - Calvin Murtaugh"