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"Will Ferrell as Brad Whitaker"
"Mark Wahlberg as Dusty Mayron"
"Mel Gibson as Kurt Mayron"
"John Lithgow as Don Whitaker"
"Linda Cardellini as Sara Whitaker"
"John Cena as Roger"
"Scarlett Estevez as Megan Mayron"
"Owen Vaccaro as Dylan Mayron"
"Alessandra Ambrosio as Karen Mayron"
"Didi Costine as Adrianna"
"Bill Burr as Jerry"
"Chesley Sullenberger as himself"
"Liam Neeson as himself"
"Daniel DiMaggio as Young Dusty"
"Thomas Haden Church - Leo"
"Billy Slaughter - Squidward"
"Jamie Denbo - Doris"
"Bill Burr - Jerry"
"[narrating] Here's a question for you. What do kids need more, a father or a dad? What's the difference? The way I see it, darn near anyone can be a father... [video of copulating rhinos] ...but not everyone has the patience or the devotion to be a dad. As for me, I've always wanted to be a dad. Let me tell you, I love it! Yeah! [driving] And I love my Ford Flex. It treats me to a smooth ride, and you know what? It didn't break the bank. Room enough for the whole family. [making sandwiches in the kitchen] Yes, I love being a dad. And I love these two adorable little rays of sunshine. [Dylan and Megan walk in]"
"John Cena - Roger"
"Alessandra Ambrosio - Karen"
"Chris Henchy - Jason Sinclair / Panda DJ"
"Mark L. Young - Dental hygienist"
"It looks like we got our self's a dad-off, Brad."
"Dad vs step-dad."
"Family is worth fighting for"
"The gloves are off this Boxing Day"
"This Christmas choose your Daddy"
"Will Ferrell - Brad Whitaker"
"Mark Wahlberg - Dusty Mayron"
"Linda Cardellini - Sara Whitaker"
"Scarlett Estevez - Megan Mayron"
"Owen Vaccaro - Dylan Mayron"
"Hannibal Buress - Griff"
"Paul Scheer - DJ "The Whip""
"Bobby Cannavale - Dr. Emilio Francisco"