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April 10, 2026
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"Kenneth Lonergan - a cameo as a Manchester pedestrian"
"Erica McDermott - Sue"
"Matthew Broderick - Jeffrey Garner"
"Josh Hamilton - Wes"
"Gretchen Mol - Elise Henderson"
"Uncle Lee, are you fundamentally unsound?"
"Kyle Chandler - Joseph "Joe" P. Chandler"
"Kara Hayward - Silvie McGann"
"Who you gonna shoot, you or me?"
"Mary Mallen - Sharon"
"And if you're gonna freak out every time that you see a frozen chicken, I think we should go to the hospital. I don't know anything about this."
"Jackson Damon - Otto"
"Tate Donovan - Patrick's hockey coach"
"Fuck my fucking ass."
"Michelle Williams - Randi Ellington"
"C. J. Wilson - George Ellington"
"Lucas Hedges - Patrick Chandler"
"Casey Affleck - Lee Chandler"
"Heather Burns - Jill"
"Anna Baryshnikov - Sandy"
"Stephen Henderson - Mr. Emery"
"[last lines] Life, here I come."
"Talk about dwelling on the past. Here you are back in Mercury, like a loser, trying to score with a happily married man."
"Guys like me are born loving women like you."
"I hate this town! It's a hick, lake town that smells of fish shit!"
"Everyone gets old. Not everyone grows up."
"Collette Wolfe as Sandra Freehauf"
"Sometimes in order to heal... a few people have to get hurt."
"Patton Oswalt as Matt Freehauf"
"Elizabeth Ward Land as Sales Lady"
"Elizabeth Reaser as Beth Slade"
"Charlize Theron as Mavis Gary"
"Patrick Wilson as Buddy Slade"
"Close your eyes. Hold my hand."
"It's a planet that has been hiding behind the sun. Now it passes by us. It's called a flyby."
"Endo here has forgotten more about dispensing pain than you and I will ever know."
"[last lines] I'm too old for this..."
"[stealing a man's car] Mind if I test-drive your Audi?"
"[aiming his gun at McAlister's oncoming car] No way you live. No way."
"General McAlister, time for you to die."
"[when Joshua is panting on the lawn after the title-fight] Get that shit off my lawn!"
"[Responding to Scrooge on "A Christmas Carol" on TV] Goddamn Christmas!"
"[just after Murtaugh prevents Riggs from shooting himself] You're not trying to draw a psycho pension! You really are crazy!"
"[after rescuing Murtaugh and Rianne] What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let's get the flock out of here."
"[repeated line in all four movies] I'm too old for this shit."
"[Riggs and Murtaugh go to a bust at a "rich house"] Saw this on Lifestyles of the Rich and Shameless."
"Mel Gibson as Martin Riggs"
"Maybe there's an opening in the L.A. Fire Department?"
"Maybe we'll stay alive long enough for me to buy you a present."
"I was driving before you were an itch in your daddy's pants!"