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"Like moons make swell and wane the nescient seas, so too the sky-strewn gods ordain the tidal fates of mortal days. And yet — a notion born in lonely hours — come ebb, come flow, come all that is beyond the breadth of our dominion: be a moon unto yourself. Even the waves of fate can break upon the shores of will."
"One skull, two tenants, and no solution in sight."
"You twine your life around the people you love. And when they are gone, you grow around their absence instead."
"It was a beautiful webbing."
"You'll need to do a lot more leg-work before I commit to any hip-work."
"Gods alive, a paladin. You lot are drier than shite in the noonday sun."
"It's the fatal flaw of mortalkind. Take away their free will, and they call you a tyrant. Allow them to indulge it, and they become tyrants."
"A little coin into the right purse. A soft word in the right ear. It's not glory that spins these planes, lad — it's gold."
"I'd kiss you, but neither of us deserve that."
"Just give the word, and I will kill the clown. We would be praised as heroes."
"I am the smile of the worm-cleansed skull. I am the regrets of those who remain, and the restlessness of those who are gone. I am the haunt of mausoleums, the god of graves and age, of dust and dusk. I am Myrkul, Lord of Bones, and you have slain my chosen. But it is no matter. For I am Death. And I am not the end — I am a beginning."
"There is a light in every little thing. It's crawling t'wards the surface to survive. And in its wake, it tramples everything. We'll kill the rest, so that the one can thrive."
"The bigger they are, the harder I hit!"
"There is strength in numbers, and I am two or three, at least."
"[when fatigued] Uh-ah. I'm gettin' a little sleepy."
"Take heart fellow adventurers, for you have curried the favor of Boo, the only miniature giant space hamster in the Realm!"
"Evil 'round every corner. Careful not to step in any."
"[when taking the leading position] Yer all buffleheaded."
"Ha, you're a queer fellow."
"Butt-kicking! For goodness!"
"Camaraderie, adventure, and steel on steel. The stuff of legend! Right Boo?"
"You point, I punch."
"(when in a Town) Cities always teem with evil and decay. Let's give it a good shake and see what falls out!"
"Minsc will lead with blade and boot! Boo will take care of the details."
"Jump on my sword while you can, evil... I won't be as gentle!"
"We are all heroes: You and Boo and I. Hamsters and rangers everywhere! Rejoice!"
"Squeaky wheel gets the kick!"
"Live by the sword, live a good looong time."
"See battle Boo? Run, Boo, run!"
"Ooo, squirrels, Boo! I know I saw them! Quick, throw nuts!"
"Boo: *squeak* Minsc: Boo says "WHAT?""
"(on failure to do damage with equipped weapon): I hit, to no effect!? I need a bigger sword!"
"Magic is impressive, but now Minsc leads! Swords for everyone!"
"Heya! It's me, Imoen."
"Boo must have his exercise, lest he bite us all in hard to reach places."
"This behaviour must not continue. Feel the burning stare of my hamster and change your ways."
"(to his pet hamster Boo, when battle is imminent): Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THE EYES!! RrraaaAAGHGHH!!!"
"These bars will not hold my wrath. Minsc will be free! Butts shall be liberally kicked in good measure."
"Make way evil! I'm armed to the teeth and packing a hamster!"
"Look, Boo - everyone knows now! See how his fame spreads like a scented cloud from your furry back-side when you have had one too many crackers!"
"Yes Boo, I agree. This group could do with a swift kick in the morals."
"If I continue with this I'll never look Boo in the eyes again. Choose carefully, I'll not let this come to pass."
"After frolicking in a bush that we now consider to be of suspicious nature, both Boo and I have contracted the Calimshite Itch in rather... private places. A salve would be most joyously anticipated!"
"Boo is small and evasive, and there is ever so much of Minsc to search."
"I need aid soon, lest my hamster become an orphan."
"Boo points, I punch. Is very simple relationship, but it is effective."
"Cities always teem with evil and decay. Let's give it a good shake and see what falls out!"
"What...yes but...but..alright. Boo tells me that I'm raving again. I did not notice a difference, but I shall heed his word, nonetheless."
"Squeak* Boo says that he was just doing his job."
"There be safety in numbers and I am two or three at least."