"Still here, kiddies? Well, if "Old Chief Woodenhead" didn't drive you away, you might enjoy this next splintering tale whittled from the same wormwood. It's a splashy little ditty about some people who are left stranded without a paddle on a sea of blood. This bubbly bonbon is titled "The Raft"."

"Thanks for the ride, lady! Thanks for the ride!"

"There's a lesson for you, kiddies. Never pick up hitchhikers... on the hood of your car! Well, it's time for this boogeyman to boogie! I'll be slaying ya, boors and ghouls! 'Til next issue, try to stay scared, eh? Oh... I almost forgot about young Billy. I think he's coming this way... with his friends."

"Well, swimmers, that was um... slick, eh?"

"Welcome, kiddies, to another edition of Creepshow. It's amazing that you boors and ghouls keep coming back for more. You must be gluttons for punishment, eh? Well... I guess you bloodsuckers enjoy being repulsed, eh? You're loyal to the gore. Well, that's good. We don't want to be dead wood in our fraternity of fright fest. That just happens to be the subject of our first norsky novella, a nasty little bonecracker titled "Old Chief Woodenhead"."

"Well, kiddies, that was quite a price for young Sam Whitemoon to pay... toupée, eh?"

"No more of this baloney, man! No more eating dust for a living! There ain't no dust in Hollywood, man! And there ain't no damn tribe of tomming wimpy red men, neither!"

"I've never seen anyone so impatient, Billy... as if your life depended on getting the first copy of the presses."

"Young Billy knows his way around town. They won't catch him in a hurry. I think we've got time for one more quickie concoction, a last morbid masterpiece which I call "The Hitchhiker"."

"Lesley Dunlop — Luna"

"Patrick Magee — Innkeeper"

"Warren Saire — Young Lintom"

"Neil McCarthy — Watson"

"Richard Johnson — Lintom's father"

"Barbara Kellerman — Angela"

"Geoffrey Bayldon — Psychiatrist"

"Anthony Valentine — Mooney"

"John Carradine — Ronald Chetwynd-Hayes"

"You'll meet some interesting people and hear some great songs at The Monster Club."

"Can we truly call this a monster club if we do not boast amongst our membership a single member of the human race?"

"Stuart Whitman — Sam"

"Donald Pleasence — Pickering"

"Vincent Price — Eramus"

"Britt Ekland — Lintom's mother"

"Simon Ward — George"

"James Laurenson — Raven (The Shadmock)"

"Anthony Steel — Lintom Busotsky"

"A trio of terror!"

"Your daughter is a fine specimen, too, isn't she father? A specimen of the most deadly thing that was ever given life."

"Vincent Price — Alex Medbourne / Giacomo Rappaccini / Gerald Pyncheon"

"Floyd Simmons — Ghost of Mathew Maulle"

"Joyce Taylor — Beatrice Rappaccini"

"Jacqueline deWit — Hannah Pyncheon, Gerald's Sister"

"Edith Evanson — Lisabetta, the landlady"

"Richard Denning — Jonathan Maulle"

"Beverly Garland — Alice Pyncheon"

"Gene Roth — Cabman"

"Mari Blanchard — Sylvia Ward"

"Sebastian Cabot — Dr. Carl Heidegger"

"Brett Halsey — Giovanni Guasconti"

"Abraham Sofaer — Prof. Pietro Baglioni"

"A Trilogy of Shock and Horror!"

"Debra Paget — Helene Valdemar"

"Edmund Cobb — Driver"

"David Frankham — Valdermar's physician"

"Maggie Pierce — Lenora Locke"

"Vincent Price — Fortunato/Valdemar/Locke"

"Mary Leona Gage — Morella Locke"

"Peter Lorre — Montresor Herringbone"