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April 10, 2026
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"Thank you."
"Julie Forsyth as Lilliana Krumpetzki"
"Kamahl as the Statue of Horace"
"John Flaus as Harvie Krumpet"
"Narrated by Geoffrey Rush"
"Seize the day, Harvie! Seize the day! Carpe Diem!"
"Give me all the puddings in the world!"
"[to Watkin and Patrick] Bring me that pudding, or I’ll sent you down to the food mines!"
"Always Running Away, But Never Running Out!"
"Sam Neill as Sam Sawnoff"
"Hugo Weaving as Bill Barnacle"
"John Cleese as Albert the Magic Pudding"
"Geoffrey Rush as Bunyip Bluegum"
"Jack Thompson as Buncle"
"Toni Collette as Meg Bluegum"
"Roy Billing as Tom Bluegum"
"Mary Coustas as Ginger"
"By the way, the names Albert thank you very much, now shut up and eat me."
"I want that PUDDING!"
"Then Where’s my pudding thieves!"
"SHUT UP! Just hand it over!"
"Renée Geyer as Vera Lorraine Dinkle"
"Ian "Molly" Meldrum as Homeless Man"
"Carolyn Shakespeare-Allen as additional voices"
"The reason I forgive you is because you are not perfect. You are imperfect. And so am I. All humans are imperfect."
"Anyway, do you like the word 'kumquat'?"
"Eric Bana as Damian Popodopoulos"
"Philip Seymour Hoffman as Max Jerry Horowitz"
"Toni Collette as Mary Daisy Dinkle"
"I was born Jewish and used to believe in God but I've since read many books that have proven God is just a figment of my imagination. People like to believe in God 'cause it answers complicated questions, like where did the universe come from, do worms go to heaven and why do old ladies have blue hair. And even though I'm an atheist, I still wear my yarmulke as it keeps my brain warm."
"Barry Humphries as the Narrator"