"Vada: I'm running away. Thomas J: Where are you running to? Vada: California. I'm going to Hollywood to live with the Brady Bunch. Thomas J: I wanna live with them too. Vada: No, you can't. They have enough kids. You'll have to live with the Partridge Family. Thomas J: Really?!"

"Mike "Baby O" O'Dell: That skinny little man butchered thirty-some people up and down the eastern seaboard. They say the way he killed those people makes the Manson Family look like the Partridge Family!"

"Jay North - Dennis Mitchell"

"Herbert Anderson - Henry Mitchell"

"Gloria Henry - Alice Mitchell"

"Joseph Kearns - Mr. George Wilson"

"Agnes Moorehead - Endora"

"Dick Sargent - Darrin Stephens (1969-1972)"

"Dick York - Darrin Stephens (1964-1969)"

"David White - Larry Tate"

"Erin Murphy - Tabitha Stephens"

"Elizabeth Montgomery - Samantha Stephens"

"Bob Crane — Col. Robert E. Hogan"

"Who can play Nazis better than us Jews?"

"Werner Klemperer — Col. Wilhelm Klink"

"John Banner — Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz"

"Ivan Dixon — Sgt. James "Kinch" Kinchloe"

"Robert Clary — Cpl. Louis LeBeau"

"Richard Dawson — Cpl. Peter Newkirk"

"Larry Hovis — Sgt. Andrew Carter"

"Leon Askin — General Albert Burkhalter"

"Sigrid Valdis — Hilda"

"Cynthia Lynn — Helga"

"Howard Caine — Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter"

"Kenneth Washington — Sgt. Richard Baker"

"I am an actor. If I can play Richard III, I can play a Nazi."