Who Killed Captain Alex?

"Who Killed Captain Alex: the Ugandan first action-packed movie."

"Ugandan Bruce Lee. We call him - Bruce U."

"[mocking woman] Will you marry me? [mocking Alex] I prefer men. [woman] What? No!"

"Everybody in Uganda knows kung fu!"

"[mocking soldiers] I'm making German food. German food? We found German tourists. We are cooking them. Oh. Very, very good. Save me the head... like Predator!"

"Then who killed Captain Alex? Who?!"

"[talking to corrupt official] You can't intimidate me. And know this, you diarrhea squirt: I will get my brother back."