White Men Can't Jump

"You see Billy it's like this, you either smoke or you get smoked. And you got smoked."

"You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit."

"Oh man shut your anorexic malnutrition tapeworm-having overdose on Dick Gregory Bahamian diet-drinking ass up. Leave me alone!"

"Can anybody step in for mr. handicap? Anybody, for Mr. Motherfucking March of Dimes?"

"Billy, listen to me. White men can't jump."

"I don't mean to brag... but I'm the greatest!"

"It's hard work makin' you look so bad."

"You still putting up bricks? What is this a masons convention? Clang!! Clang!! I need welding torch to play in this leauge. Lets stop right now and gather up all these bricks and build a shelter for the homeless so that your mother will have a place to live. I want your Mother and Sister out of my house immediately !!"

"A white man wants to win first, look good second. A black man wants to look good first, win second."

"Yo, pretty boy! I looked up basketball player in the dictionary and it said 'Not you!'."

"You're too pretty to play basketball, you know that? You got that Z in your 'fro! Hey man, what are you, the Black Zorro?"

"Keep singin' guys... My old man was a preacher... I love this shit!"

"Who you callin' a pilgrim motherfucker? Gobble this turkey!"

"I'm in a fuckin' zone!"

"It is hard God damn work, making something this pretty look like a chump!"

"Gloria: See. if I'm thirsty. I don't want a glass of water, I want you to sympathize. I want you to say, "Gloria, I too know what it feels like to be thirsty. I too have had a dry mouth." I want you to connect with me through sharing and understanding the concept of dry mouthedness."

"Junior: We goin' Sizzla! We goin' Sizzla!"

"Zeke: No, no, no, no...Billy Boy, this is Ghana. You, my friend, are shooting for The Sudan."

"Rhonda Deane: All I care about is getting out of the Vista View apartments, because there ain't no 'vista', there ain't no "view", and there certainly ain't no vista of no view."

"Junior: Billy Ho! Good ta see ya Billy ya look swell!"

"Raymond: who rattled your cage dickhead?"

"Wesley Snipes - Sidney Deane"

"Woody Harrelson - Billy Hoyle"

"Rosie Perez - Gloria Clemente"

"Tyra Ferrell - Rhonda Deane"

"Cylk Cozart - Robert"

"Kadeem Hardison - Junior"

"Ernest Harden Jr. - George"

"John Marshall Jones - Walter"

"Marques Johnson - Raymond"

"David Roberson - T.J."

"Kevin Benton - Zeke."