What a Girl Wants

"If you take your nose out of the air for one second you'll see that you're designer, I'm vintage. You've got a mansion, I've got a five floor walkup. You're snotty little miss cranky pants and I go with the flow, so why would you ever think for one second that I'd ever have the same taste in guys? So here's a little pointer for you. Get over yourself and stop trying to be my daddy's little girl because I'm not going anywhere."

"My evil stepsister, you've seen Cinderella, right? Let me clue you in, I win."

"It's bigger than our entire apartment and the Chinese restaurant downstairs and the dry cleaner down the street; it makes the White House look like a McDonalds!"

"Every year I would wish if that I was good enough you would come and find me."

"Dude, its chocolate. Need I say more?"

"I think I owe you a rather large apology."

"Remember when I told you how groovy I used to be?"

"You like Co-co Pops?"

"I'm not explaining this very well, am I?"

"For me, it's just a stop on the campaign trail, and for Glynnis it's a chance to launch Clarissa on society."

"No, in Clarissa's case it's more like an intercontinental ballistic missile."

"Why do you try so hard to fit in when you are born to stand out?"

"You know, just another one of my glamorous jobs."

"(Joking) Eloping together. Yeah. I realize it's a bit sudden but after last night, there was really no turning back."

"That girl is totally barbaric!"

"Maybe someone should've put a cork in it seventeen years ago."

"Oh, very you, lovely. So Henry asked us to give you a few pointers, didn't he? Well, pointer number 1: go home. Mother and I belong here and it's quite clear you just don't fit in. And pointer number 2: while you're packing, keep your grimy little Yankee paws off Armistead Stuart, he's mine."

"[after Daphne walks out in fashion show] Holy poo on toast."

"Seems you had a better time in Morocco than you let on"

"[to Daphne] Everybody's rooting for you to fail. That's what makes it fun."

"[to Daphne] No hugging, dear. I'm British. We only show affection to dogs and horses."

"Amanda Bynes - Daphne Reynolds"

"Colin Firth - Henry Dashwood"

"Oliver James - Ian Wallace"

"Kelly Preston - Libby Reynolds"

"Anna Chancellor - Glynnis Payne"

"Christina Cole - Clarissa Payne"