Under the Silver Lake

"I know it's not okay for me to say this but I- I fucking hate the homeless. Everybody says we need to take of them, but I think they're fucking bullies. Poltergeists.... All they do is float around the edges, on the peripheries and watch people eating delicious food, drinking beer and falling in love. They can't participate so they get jealous, and then they harrass us."

"[Sitting on floor] What's that? [Counts letters in lyrics of album reverse side] One, two, three. One, two, three, "u". Five. One, two, three, four, five. "B". Three. One, two, three. "D". One. One, two... seven. "U". "U". Nuh. "N". And, "w". "T". And... "N". "N". It's "Rub deans head now aitun er newton". "Rub deans head and wait under newton". "Rub deans head and wait under newton". "Rub deans head and wait under newton". [Gets up giggling excitedly and dances] Okay. "Rub Dean's head and wait under Newton". What the fuck does that mean? Dean Martin. Dean. Larry Dean Stanton. Dean Koontz. Richard Dean Anderson. Dean of admissions. Dean Stockwell. James Dean. [Goes to window] "Rub Dean's head". "Rub Dean's head". [Sighs, looks at bird woman then shifts gaze to Griffith Observatory] James Dean's head. Ha! Heh!"

"[Standing over chess board] H6 to G4, [Circles the squares and glances bracelet] "NPM 1, 35 to 37". NPM. NPM. What the fuck does NPM mean? [Repeats "NPM" repeatedly then has an epiphant, rushes to stack of Nintendo Power magazines] NPM 1. Nintendo Power Magazine issue one. And 37. NPM 35 to 37. 35 to 37. Okay. Page 35, 36, 37. Oh my god. [Writes chess square position coordinates on pull-out map in magazine] H6, G4. H6, G4. H6. Calm down. Calm down. H6 to... one, two, three, four. G4. H6 to G4. [Circles in map] What the fuck do I do with that? [Sighs] H6 to G4. [Rushes over to Spacestones cereal box, opens it and tries to eat the cereal but spits it out and finds a map, unfurling it] Fuck, yes. [Lays cereal map over magazine map] Wow. My god. You were right. You were right. Okay. H6 to G4. So that's the reservoir, and that's Mount Hollywood. [Rushes to laptop to search for satellite views only to learn that it's censored] What the fuck is in there?!"

"There's a message in the music.."

"You don't become a Bride without fucking Jesus."

"Some people don't realise this about themselves, but, uh, you don't have a good smell about you."

"This isn't a world that anyone with any sense stays in or spends much time worrying about. You're living in a carnival. Throwing little plastic rings at oversized pop bottles, hoping to win a prize. What are you gonna win? A two-week vacation? A new car? A little money to retire on? It's all just a shitty sawdust-filled rabbit. The things you care about are useless where we're going."

"Andrew Garfield as Sam"

"Wendy Vanden Heuvel (Hueval) as Topless Bird Woman"

"Riley Keough as Sarah"

"Riki Lindhome as Actress"

"Don McManus as Final Man"

"Jeremy Bobb as Songwriter"

"Jeannine Cota as Botox Reporter (as Jennine Cota)"

"Chris Gann as Jefferson Sevence"

"Callie Hernandez as Millicent Sevence"

"Jessica Makinson as Mrs. Sevence"

"Sky Elobar as Clerk"

"Rex Linn as Manager"

"Topher Grace as Bar Buddy"

"Zosia Mamet as Troy"

"Annabelle Dexter-Jones as Fannie"

"Laura-Leigh as Mae (as Laura Leigh)"

"Christina Wildes as Bikini Top Hat Girl #1"

"Nicole Disson as Housewife Poet"

"Luke Baines as Jesus, leader and songwriter of the band Jesus and the Brides of Dracula"

"Jimmi Simpson as Allen"

"Patrick Fischler as Comic Man"

"David Yow as Homeless King"

"Aussie Guevara as Bikini Top Hat Girl (uncredited)"