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avril 10, 2026
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"Nick, I've tried everything: the embassy, the German government, the consulate. I even talked to the U.N. ambassador. It's no use, I just can't bring my wife to orgasm."
"[on the phone] What is the condition of Sergeant Kruger? [pause] Very well, let me know if there is any change in his condition. [Hangs up] He's dead."
"Don't take it so hard Nick, life is filled with it's little miseries, each of us in his own way must learn to deal with adversity in a mature and adult fashion. [Sneezes into hands, screams and jumps out a window]"
"Go quickly. If they find out you've seen this, your life will be worth less than a truck load of dead rats in a tampon factory."
"Movie? What movie?"
"Don't tell anyone."
"From the makers of the original "Airplane!" (not the Wright brothers)"
"Val Kilmer - Nick Rivers"
"Lucy Gutteridge - Hillary Flammond"
"Christopher Villiers - Nigel "The Torch", Resistance Leader"
"Billy J. Mitchell - Martin, Nick's agent"
"Jeremy Kemp - General Streck"
"Omar Sharif - Agent Cedric"
"Peter Cushing - Bookstore Proprietor"
"Michael Gough - Dr. Paul Flammond"
"Warren Clarke - Colonel von Horst"
"Harry Ditson - Du Quois, Resistance Member"
"Jim Carter - Déjà Vu, Resistance Member"
"Eddie Tagoe - Chocolate Mousse, Resistance Member"
"John Sharp - Maitre'D"
"Ian McNeice - Blind Souvenir Vendor"
"Gertan Klauber - The Mayor"
"Richard Mayes - Vladimir Biletnikov"