The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep

"Bruce Allpress as Jock McGowan"

"Sgt. Wallace Strunk: [dancing with Gracie to jazz music in the kitchen] You're a fine woman, Gracie."

"Gracie: Hush your wheesht, you daft dog!"

"Alex Etel as Angus MacMorrow"

"Emily Watson as Anne MacMorrow"

"Ben Chaplin as Lewis Mowbray"

"David Morrissey as Captain Thomas Hamilton"

"Priyanka Xi as Kirstie MacMorrow"

"Marshall Napier as Sgt. Strunk"

"Joel Tobeck as Sgt. Walker"

"Errol Shand as Lt. Wormsley"

"Craig Hall as Charles MacMorrow"

"Geraldine Brophy as Gracie"

"William Johnson as Clyde"

"Ian Harcourt as Jimmy McGarry"

"Mrs. MacMorrow hired me to help her in the lodge. So this will be my workshop now. And I don't want you coming in and out of it, you understand?"

"Well, it looks like a... Like a bloody water horse."

"[telling Angus a tale about the water horse] Aye, it was my Uncle Lachlan who first told me about them. Many years ago, there was a lost traveler, and he's weeping bitter tears, because he cannot find his way home. H-He'd given up hope. Then suddenly, who should appear at the bank of the loch to this traveler but a sea spirit. A water horse. Now, the traveler, no fool is he, knows that the water horse is a creature of magic, one that could grow 10 feet tall overnight. So the traveler, he feeds the water horse, strokes it, flatters it with compliments, and finally, the traveler says: "Incidentally, water horse, my dear friend, I'm wondering, if you've no other pressing engagements, could I trouble you to carry me across the loch on your back? Show me the way home?""

"Angus, come quickly. I've something funny to show you."

"It was getting too loud. Somebody would've heard."

"I never swear, Angus MacMorrow. I'll never speak a word."

"Wait now, son. There's more to that photo than meets the eye."

"We're a tiny village in the wilds of Scotland, but 20 men we lost."

"Angus was just like every other wee boy. He wanted his daddy home again, but he also had another problem."

"[revealing himself to the tourists] Angus MacMorrow is the name."

"Jimmy McGarry: No, it's a monster. A creature with horns, a devil!"

"I wish I could swim like you. I wish I wasn't so afraid."

"That's a good boy. I'm sorry for grabbing."

"Jings, Crusoe. You're as big as a prize pig. How did you grow so fast?"

"Faster, Crusoe! We have to get to the net!"

"[feeding Crusoe a can of sardines] Here you are. Look what I've got. Don't be greedy now."

"[after a botched demonstration] Angus, this is not the place for us. Can someone drive us home, please?"

"Kirstie, Angus, run along. We don't want to distract our guests from their duties."

"A sea monster? Are you telling me this has all been about a sea monster?! What is going on here?! Has anyone gone mad?! A sea monster?! There is no monster. [turns to Captain Hamilton] There's just you with your bloody gun! [turns to Lewis] And you, filling his head with tales of sea creatures and magic? There's no monster, and there's no magic."

"The submarine net will be down to permit passage by routine marine traffic and to let their subs in. And then we will raise the net... and we will destroy them."

"The boy needs discipline, Anne."

"DID I OR DID I NOT TELL YOU TO WAIT OVER THERE?!?!"

"Do you know why I take two pairs of trousers onto the golf course, Mrs. MacMorrow? In case I get a hole in one."

"All the radios are down! We have to get to the net!"

"[looking for Crusoe] Where are you? Where have you gone? Crusoe, where the devil are you?"