The Seven Year Itch

"When it's hot like this, you know what I do? I put my undies in the Ice Box!"

"[in Richard's fantasy] It shakes me! It quakes me! It makes me feel goose-pimply all over!"

"Oooooooohhhh! This feels just elegant!"

"So he lured me down to his apartment. He made me sit on his piano bench. Then he made me play Chopsticks. Then suddenly he turned at me. His eyes bulging. He was frothing at the mouth. Just like The Creature from the Black Lagoon."

"Oh, do you feel the breeze from the subway. Isn't it delicious?"

"Your imagination! You think every girl's a dope. You think a girl goes to a party and there's some guy in a fancy striped vest strutting around giving you that I'm-so-handsome-you-can't-resist-me look. From this she's supposed to fall flat on her face. Well, she doesn't fall on her face. But there's another guy in the room, over in the corner. Maybe he's nervous and shy and perspiring a little. First, you look past him. But then you sense that he's gentle and kind and worried. That he'll be tender with you, nice and sweet. That's what's really exciting."

"This thing about women and me. I walk into a room. They sense it instantly. I arouse something in them. I bother them. It's a kind of animal thing I've got. Really quite extraordinary."

"Miss Morris, I'm perfectly capable of fixing my own breakfast. As a matter of fact, I had a peanut butter sandwich and two whiskey sours."

"My 3:00 patient jumped out of the window in the middle of his session. I have been running fifteen minutes ahead of schedule ever since."

"Until you are able to commit a simple act of terror, I strongly advise you to avoid anything as complex as murder."

"Waitress: Nudism is such a worthy cause. We must bring the message to the people. We must teach them to unmask their poor suffocating bodies and let them breathe again. Clothes are the enemy. Without clothes, there'd be no sickness, there'd be no war. I ask you, sir, can you imagine two great armies on the battlefield, no uniforms, completely nude? No way of telling friend from foe. All brothers, together."

"Marilyn Monroe - The Girl"

"Tom Ewell - Richard Sherman"

"Evelyn Keyes - Helen Sherman"

"Sonny Tufts - Tom MacKenzie"

"Robert Strauss - Kruhulik"

"Oskar Homolka - Dr. Brubaker"

"Marguerite Chapman - Miss Morris"

"Donald MacBride - Mr. Brady"

"Victor Moore - the Plumber"

"Carolyn Jones - Miss Finch"

"Doro Merande - Waitress in the vegetarian restaurant"