The Pink Panther (2006 film)

"A woman is like an artichoke. You have to do some work before you get to her heart."

"Ah, Clouseau. Yes, well, the first time I ever heard that name, Clouseau was just a little nobody. He was the village idiot, as far as I could tell. As Chief Inspector of the Police Nationale, I hear many stories of our officers in the field. Clouseau generated many... many stories. Needless to say, Clouseau did not qualify for any advancement whatsoever. I never thought for a moment that I would have any use for him, until that fateful day. It was a perfect day for a murder. France against China, with the winner advancing to the finals. I had been invited, as Chief Inspector of the Police Nationale, and because of my recent nomination for the Medal of Honor. I have been nominated seven times. I have never won. But still, seven nominations. That's... something. Anyway, the Coach of the French team, Yves Gluant, came out for his customary ovation. On it: the Pink Panther diamond. It was quite the symbol of pride and victory for the French team. Gluant's girlfriend at that time was Xania, the international pop star. They had been having quite a stormy affair. By the end of regulation time, the score was tied, and the game went into sudden death. For a patriotic fan and true Frenchman like myself, it was almost too thrilling to believe. And then... the miracle. And then, in front of a stadium filled with people, Gluant collapsed, dead, a poison dart in his neck. And the Pink Panther had disappeared."

"Steve Martin as Inspector Jacques Clouseau"

"Jean Reno as Gendarme Gilbert Ponton"

"Kevin Kline as Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus"

"Emily Mortimer as Nicole Durant"

"Beyoncé Knowles as Xania"

"Kristin Chenoweth as Cherie"

"Henry Czemy as Yuri the Trainer"

"Roger Rees as Raymmond Laroque"

"William Abadie as Bizu"

"Scott Adkins as Jacquard"

"Dexter Bell as Terry Ahkee-Sauce"

"Charlotte Maier as Dialect Coach"

"Jason Statham as Yves Gluant"

"Clive Owen as Nigel Boswell/Agent 006"

"Paul Korda as Pierre Fuquette"