The Happening (2008 film)

"[to house plant] Hello, my name is Elliot Moore. I'm just going to talk in a very positive manner, giving off good vibes. We're just here to use the bathroom, and we're just going to leave. I hope that's okay. [Elliot touches leaf] Plastic. I'm talking to a plastic plant. I'm still doing it."

"[Watching a news report about the airborn toxin, presumed to be the result of a terrorist attack] It makes you kill yourself. Just when you thought there couldn't be any more evil that can be invented."

"[To teachers, calling for a cancellation of school] Alright, there appears to be an event happening. Central Park was just hit by what seems to be a terrorist attack. They're not clear on the scale yet. It's some kind of airborne chemical toxin that's been released in and around the park. They said to watch for warning signs. The first stage is confused speech. The second stage is physical disorientation, loss of direction. The third stage... is fatal."

"Oh, cheese and crackers!"

"MY FIREARM IS MY FRIEND! IT WILL NOT LEAVE MY SIDE!"

"Mark Wahlberg - Elliot Moore"

"Zooey Deschanel - Alma Moore"

"John Leguizamo - Julian"

"Ashlyn Sanchez - Jess"

"Betty Buckley - Mrs. Jones"

"Spencer Breslin - Josh"

"Robert Bailey, Jr. - Jared"

"Frank Collison - The Nursery Owner"

"Victoria Clark - Nursery Owner's Wife"

"Brian O'Halloran - Jeep Driver"

"Alan Ruck - Principal"

"M. Night Shyamalan - Joey"

"Jack Angel - Lawnmower man"

"Jeremy Strong - Private Auster"