The Faculty

"If you were going to take over the world, would you blow up the White House, Independence Day style, or sneak in through the back door?"

"Guaranteed to jack you up!"

"You wouldn't have liked it here anyway."

"I always thought the only alien in this high school was me."

"Mix Invasion Of The Body Snatchers with The Thing. Throw in some Terminator, a spoonful of The Breakfast Club, and a pinch of The Stepford Wives, and you've got a big mess of a movie set in a school that’s being taken over by a conformist alien, one teacher at a time. You’ve got the very funny, occasionally scary, quite gory, and extremely entertaining 1998 Robert Rodriguez film called The Faculty"

"Elijah Wood - Casey Connor"

"Jordana Brewster - Delilah Profitt"

"Clea DuVall - Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell"

"Laura Harris - Marybeth Louise Hutchinson"

"Josh Hartnett - Zeke Tyler"

"Shawn Hatosy - Stan Rosado"

"Salma Hayek - Nurse Rosa Harper"

"Famke Janssen - Miss Elizabeth Burke"

"Piper Laurie - Mrs. Karen Olson"

"Christopher McDonald - Mr. Frank Connor"

"Bebe Neuwirth - Principal Valerie Drake"

"Robert Patrick - Coach Joe Willis"

"Usher Raymond - Gabe Santora"

"Jon Stewart - Prof. Edward Furlong"

"Meet the Alien Generation."

"On December 25, School's Out Forever."

"Take me to your teacher."

"You will not be disrespectful this school year!"

"The students at Herrington High always suspected their teachers were from another planet... they were right!"

"The students at Herrington high will not only question authority... they'll have to destroy it."

"What if your teachers really were from another planet?"

"Think your teachers are aliens? You could be right."

"And you thought YOUR teachers were weird..."