The Boss Baby

"Let's just say, I'm the boss."

"(to Jimbo) PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN! Cookies are for closers."

"Upsies. l need upsies."

"No, Ted and Janice. You don't even know their names. You're just trying to steal them from me! You stole everything! You are the one who should be in jail!"

"I don't want your filthy money."

"Hang on to your diaper!"

"I WISH YOU'VE NEVER BEEN BORN!!"

"And we are on schedule to release the most adorable puppy ever. We're gonna launch it at the pet convention in Las Vegas! Watch out, world! It's gonna crush the competition!"

"We're gonna launch a brand new puppy in every continent. In every country! We're going to take over the world, one heart at a time. Imagine a puppy that never grows up, never gets old. A puppy that stays a puppy forever. I give you the only thing you'll ever love, the Forever Puppy!"

"I'm launching my Forever Puppies, and there's nothing you can do about it!"

"Baby Corp stole all the love from me, and now I'm goingto take it back from them... You should understand what I'm talking about! You got replaced just like me?!"

"Bratty kid!"

"You could have had your parents' love all to yourself again! But no, you blew it! You let that baby boss you around!"

"Nothing is going to get in the way of my vengeance. Not you, not anybody! Baby Corp is through! I win! Ha!"

"[repeated line] Wake up, little halflings! It's 7:00 a.m."

"Arise for a nutritious breakfast! It's 7:00 a.m."

"Oh, what's wrong, Timothy? Has that little dwarf made you blue?"

"Then I shall cast upon him a great curse! He shall not pass!"

"Perhaps your parents need to be enlightened. With a great curse! They shall not pass!"

"Expose his dark magic!"

"We could buy a bouncy house! Godspeed, Tim! It's 8:45 a.m."

"It's okay, little halfling. Perhaps I can be of some assistance. Blackbird singing in the dead of night! Pray, take these broken wings and learn to fly! Fly, you fools!"

"If only I could reach my magical shank. I could break us out of this big house."

"[Tim: What's the point, Wizzie?] Because it's 7:00 a.m. I have one job to do, and you make it so difficult."

"It's okay, little halfling. Sometimes, I get confused too. Especially during daylight savings time. Spring forward, fall back. We don't even have calendars in the wizard's realm! There is no spring, only darkness and winter!"

"[After the end credits, the alarm clock goes off] Wake up, little halflings! It is time to leave. Go and live your peasant lives. [flailing his arms up and down] BE GONE WITH YOU!!!"

"Born leader"

"He means business. March 2017."

"He is the Boss. March 2017."

"Ruthless and Toothless!"

"Cookies are for Closers!"

"Who is the Boss?"

"Alec Baldwin — Boss Baby"

"Miles Christopher Bakshi — Tim"

"Steve Buscemi — Francis Francis"

"Jimmy Kimmel — Ted"

"Lisa Kudrow — Janice"

"Conrad Vernon — Eugene"

"James McGrath — Wizzie the Alarm Clock"

"David Soren — Jimbo"

"Eric Bell Jr. — The Triplets"

"ViviAnn Yee — Staci"

"Edie S. Mirman — Big Boss Baby"

"James Ryan — Connie / Story Bear"

"Walt Dohrn — Photographer"

"Jules Winter — Crying Boy / Little Boy / Boy"

"Nina Zoe Bakshi — Tim's Daughter / Little Girl / Girl"

"Brian Hopkins — Airport Security Guard"

"Glenn Harmon — Airport Announcer"

"Joseph Izzo — Elvis Impersonators"