T-Pain

"Pets are family and they should be treated as such. I think the most important thing people should know [is to treat] your dog how you’d like to be treated. Your dog is going to love you as much as you love [him or her]."

"I could put you in a condo, all the way up in Toronto"

"I could put you in a log cabin, in Wiskansin"

"It's five O'Clock in the morning and I want ya and ya want me, Don't ya?"