Snow Dogs

"I love blue cheese, and they hate it!"

"The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, Jack."

"[after dreaming of his origins] I'm an Eskimo?!"

"Ted & Mom: Rupert, get off the phone!"

"Rupert: I'm not on the phone!"

"Everything here's white. Including my FATHER!"

"[angrily] SHUT UP, CHESTER! I HATE YOU! WHEN I BOUGHT THIS CONDO, NO ONE TOLD ME A LITTLE RAT LIKE YOU LIVED NEXT DOOR! I'M SO SICK OF YOUR BARKING! [Finds a watering can and pours water on the dog]"

"We’ll be with you all in a while, and we promise to make you smile."

"Get ready for mush hour!"