Slackers (film)

"You're smart. I like you. I'll probably give you a nickname."

"I had a nickname for you! And now I'm not gonna tell you. Okay......... It was Laser."

"No one calls me a retard, you FREAKIN' HOBO!!!!"

"You're going down!"

"You are so awesome, your room is so awesome, your phone is kick-ass, and you know what? I love you."

"You know what, boys? Why don't you just let me take care of it. You treat a hot girl like dirt, and she'll stick to you like mud."

"We have been getting screwed by the system. The system that forces us guys to like girls. All right? We're getting pushed into this. What if we just take the girls out of it? We can have our own system, it's a counter-system. And then, you do things together, you swim, you row, you... boat, you eat, you stink. We can just be guys! You can have sex, you can do it, you know, many guys at a time, but it's not gay."

"Jason Schwartzman - "Cool" Ethan Dulles"

"Devon Sawa - Dave Goodman"

"Jason Segel - Sam Schecter"

"Michael Maronna - Jeff Davis"

"Jaime King - Angela Patton"

"Laura Prepon - Reanna Cass"

"Jim Rash - Head T.A. Philip"

"Retta - Bruna Jackson"

"Leigh Taylor-Young - Valerie Patton, Angela's Mom"

"Sam Anderson - Charles Patton, Angela's Dad"

"Joe Flaherty - Mr.DON Leonard"

"Mamie Van Doren - Mrs. Helen Von Graaf"