Silver Streak (film)

"You stupid, ignorant, son of a bitch, dumb bastard! Jesus Christ, I met some dumb bastards in time, but you outdo them all! Get over there!"

"[running gag whenever he's ejected from the train in any manner] Son of a bitch!"

"[to George] That's bad, man! You're lookin' good! Now here, take this radio. When you step out of here, step out like King Shit. You bad! Put that radio to your ear. That's gonna help cover your face. Just move with the rhythm of the music. Move your body with the rhythm of the music. That's all you gotta remember, okay? Let me see you try it. Step to the music. Step to the music. Yeah. Step to the music. Stop. How come you whiteys got such a tight ass, man? How are you gonna walk outta here with a tan face and that white walk? Just get into the music. Come on, George. Loosen up. Listen to the beat. Let your feet move. Now, do it! Can't you feel it? The tempo's right here. Right in there. That's all you gotta do. Yeah, now try it! Don't you feel it? Yeah. Needs work, George. Needs a lot of work. You know that? Will you practice? Man, you gotta practice, but let it be loose! Listen to the music. Follow the beat. Hear?"

"By plane, by train, by the edge of your seat, it's the most hilarious suspense ride of your life!"

"Nothing can stop the Silver Streak"

"It's the Most Hilarious Suspense Ride of Your Life!"

"Gene Wilder - George Caldwell"

"Jill Clayburgh - Hilly Burns"

"Richard Pryor - Grover Muldoon"

"Patrick McGoohan - Roger Devereau"

"Ned Beatty - Bob Sweet"

"Clifton James - Sheriff Oliver Chauncey"

"Ray Walston - Mr. Edgar Whiney"

"Stefan Gierasch - Prof. Schreiner & Johnson"

"Len Birman - Chief Donaldson"

"Valerie Curtin - Plain Jane"

"Lucille Benson - Rita Babtree"

"Scatman Crothers - Ralston"

"Richard Kiel - Reace"

"Fred Willard - Jerry Jarvis"