Shoot 'Em Up

"I was just remembering a limerick. "There once was a woman who was quite begat. She had three babies named Nat, Pat, and Tat. She said it was fun in the breeding, but found it was hell in the feeding when she saw there was no tit for Tat." You have caused me no end of trouble, but now I shall return the favor. Tit for tat, right?"

"Does anyone know what a Jimmy Cagney love scene is? It's when Cagney lets the good guy live. [lobby of henchmen laugh] And if that happens in this show, I'm gonna do a lot more than ask for my money back."

"My God. Do we really suck, or is this guy really that good?"

"(upon seeing he ran over a robotic decoy of Oliver) What in the hell is that? Oh, my God, that is twisted. That sick son of a bitch. That sick son of a bitch suckered us again!"

"Oh, c'mon, Smith. Guns don't kill people... [grins] but they sure help!"

"(On a cell phone, while aiming a gun at Smith) I can't talk right now, honey. I'm right in the middle of something."

"[Reading a profile on Smith] National sports pistol champion at age 10. Recruited by the army. Then he disappeared. Sound like black ops got him and trained him."

"The leader who stays in the rear, takes it in the rear. Besides, violence is one of the most fun things to watch."

"(repeated) You know what I hate?"

"(after using a Walther PPK) What a piece of crap."

"Fuck you, you fucking fuckers."

"(after ramming a carrot through the back of a guy's head) Eat your vegetables."

"This is an M-24 tank. You'll be safe from gunfire and most explosives."

"(Teaching Oliver about guns) This is the business end. You should never point this at anything you don't intend to kill."

"You didn't know about my Nobel Prize?"

"You know what I really hate? What I really hate, is a pussy with a gun in his hand."

"(after having shot Hammerson with his own gun) Aren't guns just fucking great, Hammerson?"

"I'm a British nanny and I'm dangerous."

"Just another family man making a living."

"It's a better investment than a crib."

"No name, no past, nothing to lose."

"Clive Owen - Mr. Smith"

"Paul Giamatti - Karl Hertz"

"Monica Bellucci - Donna "D.Q." Quintano"

"Stephen McHattie - Hammerson"

"Greg Bryk - The "Go-to-Guy""

"Daniel Pilon - Senator Harry Rutledge"

"Sidney Mende-Gibson Baby Oliver"

"Lucas Mende-Gibson Baby Oliver"

"Kaylyn Yellowlees - Baby Oliver"

"Romana Pringle - Baby's Mother"

"Julian Richings - Hertz's Driver"

"Jason Reso - Senator's Guard"

"Tony Munch - Man Who Rides Shotgun"

"Scott McCord - Man who got shot"