Scaler (video game)

"Wow! You are one ugly figment of my imagination!"

"Yuck! This better work."

"Hey, you’re that guy on TV! Private Buttbreath!"

"What a wimp. Are you sure your name isn’t Captain Bootlick?"

"Did anyone get the license plate number of that truck? I got to stop eating that chili before I hit the sack. (burps) It always gives me weird dreams."

"Kid? How about you call me Scaler?"

"Okay, have it your way. You’re not a dream."

"Okay, maybe I’m not dreaming. Maybe… maybe this is real."

"I’m no speck of dust. I can do anything!"

"This is not just any lizard egg. It’s an egg from my world. What do you want with it?"