Road to Utopia

"Yeah? Well, I ain't afraid to die. I just hate being killed, that's all."

"If those hoodlums ever get off that boat, we'll be smiling ear to ear... with our throats!"

"[singing] You wouldn't dare be too bold, would you? And think that my hand was to hold, would you? And you wouldn't play on my sympathy, then take advantage of me... would you? You shouldn't be quite so near, should you? Or whisper those words in my ear, should you? You can't get romantic; that, you know, takes two. But darling, if I would... would you?"

"Bing Crosby — Duke Johnson/Junior Hooton"

"Bob Hope — Chester Hooton"

"Dorothy Lamour — Sal Van Hoyden"

"Hillary Brooke — Kate"

"Douglass Dumbrille — Ace Larson"

"Jack La Rue — LeBec"

"Robert Barrat — Sperry"

"Nestor Paiva — McGurk"

"Robert Benchley — Narrator"