Road to Rio

"[Hanging off the high wire] Help! Help! [Aside to camera] You know, this picture could end right here."

"[appearing in gaudy circus tights] Do you think Superman will sue?"

"[Staring at Lucia's very tight gown] How'd you put that on - with a spraygun?"

"Look at this contract we signed for five months - two weeks guarantee!"

"[Knocking the bad guys unconscious with the pattycake routine] That's what they get for not seeing our pictures!"

"[looking at Tor Johnson] How did Mount Baldy get into this?"

"Something Great For You...Their New and Nuttiest Road Show"

"Take a New Year Cruise to Rio with the Screen's Top Laughter Trio!"

"Bing Crosby — Scat Sweeney"

"Bob Hope — Hot Lips Barton"

"Dorothy Lamour — Lucia Maria de Andrade"

"Gale Sondergaard — Catherine Vail"

"Frank Faylen — Trigger"

"Joseph Vitale — Tony"

"George Meeker — Sherman Mallory"

"Frank Puglia — Rodrigues"

"Nestor Paiva — Cardoso"

"Robert Barrat — Johnson"

"Stanley Andrews — Capt. Harmon"

"Harry Woods — Ship's Purser"

"The Wiere Brothers — Three Musicians"

"The Andrews Sisters — Themselves"

"Jerry Colonna — Himself"

"Marquita Rivera — Nightclub Performer"