First Quote Added
avril 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Goodnight everybody! - Daily Sign-off"
"Goodnight mom. - Past Sign-off"
"Live long and prosper bitches! - Sign-off for 2008"
"I didn't ruin the show! - Daily Sign-off"
"Ba-bye! - Past Sign-off"
"Shut up! I'm sexy! - Past statement often replayed"
"Don't you know who I am? - Daily Sign-off"
"I'm Bill Allred, Painter of Light. - Former Sign-off"
"What're you looking at!? - Sign-off for 2008"
"Bruce Campbell: It's a redemptive Elvis mummy movie."
"Bill Frost: It's beyond Bravo gay."
"Girl Intern: It takes the right ingredients to make a good boner."
"Bill Frost: Whatever hole needs plugged; that's me."
"Grant Neilsen (of KSL): So....anyway....yeah. But anyway."
"Shannon the Bartender (Geek Show Guest): "'snarf' You shall not pass. 'snarf'""
"Nola Allred (Bill's mother): "What's the matter? You got a turd caught crosswise?""
"Mrs. Bill (Bill's wife): You're the one who's going to have to explain to our son what 'banging a stripper' means."