Pick-up lines

"Was that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"

"Let’s go somewhere we can be alone. Ah, there doesn’t seem to be anyone on this couch."

"Give me a kiss or I’ll sock you."

"If I were to send you flowers... No wait, let me rephrase: If I were to let you suck on my tongue, would you be grateful?"

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

"Do you love as good as you look?"