North (1994 film)

"A bird in the hand is always greener than the grass under the other guy's bushes. It's a metaphor used by gardeners and landscaping people in general."

"North's hopping mad with his parents, and now he's off on a world wide adventure!"

"Ever wonder what your life would be like with different parents? A boy named North did."

"A family comedy that appeals to the child in everyone."

"I hated this movie. Hated, hated, hated, hated, hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it."

"The premise of North sounds flat, the previews look insipid, and, while the movie doesn't turn out nearly as bad as either would lead you to believe, North is still a lackluster production."

"Elijah Wood — North"

"Bruce Willis — the Narrator / Easter Bunny / Cowboy (Gabby) / Tourist / Sleigh driver / Joey Fingers / FedEx truck driver"

"Jon Lovitz — Arthur Belt"

"Jason Alexander — North's father"

"Julia Louis-Dreyfus — North's mother"

"Alan Arkin — Judge Buckle"

"Dan Aykroyd — Pa Tex"

"Reba McEntire — Ma Tex"