Myles Rudge

"Right said Fred"

"We was getting nowhere And so we had a cuppa tea"

"A mouse lived in a windmill in Old Amsterdam"

"A little mouse with clogs on, Well I declare"

"We asked for steak and chips, They brought us something stewed, It smelt like it was off, And it looked extremely rude."

"I told the wife, "We'd be better off in Blackpool.""