Monkey Island

"“I am Guybrush Threepwood, mighty .”"

":– Introduction of the main character, Guybrush Threepwood. Most often identifies himself as a mighty pirate."

"Insult: “You fight like a dairy farmer.”"

":Comeback: “How appropriate. You fight like a cow.”"

":– Sword fight insult, written by Orson Scott Card."

"“Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!”"

":Used by many characters (especially Guybrush) to distract someone long enough to escape. In the first game, a three-headed monkey actually appeared behind said characters, but they did not notice"

"“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”"

":– Guybrush (a recurring phrase in almost every LucasArts adventure game since first spoken by Indiana Jones in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade)"

"“That’s the second biggest I’ve ever seen!”"

":– Guybrush, when seeing something big (commonly said in Get Smart)"

"“I must have left it in my other pants.”"

":– Guybrush, when asked about an item he doesn't have."

"“I wanna be a pirate!”"

": – oft-repeated and unexplained aspiration of the protagonist, Guybrush Threepwood"

"“So you want to be a pirate, eh? You look more like a flooring inspector.”"

":– Blind Lookout to Guybrush Threepwood"

"“Please? Pretty please? Please pretty please with sugar on top?”"

": – Guybrush Threepwood, when wanting something badly."

"“That’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen!”"

": – Guybrush, about the giant stone monkey head on Monkey Island"

"I can’t help but feel I’ve been ripped off. [Towards the fourth wall.] I’m sure you're feeling something similar."

":– Guybrush Threepwood to Sword Teacher"

"Swordfighting is a little like making love. It's not always what you do, but what you say."

"“Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see us?”"

":– The Cannibals to Guybrush"

"“I’m a mighty pirate!”"

":– oft-repeated phrase of the protagonist, Guybrush Threepwood"

"“I can’t make the one thing this island could really use… a voodoo doll of Largo LaGrande!”"

": – said by several citizens of Scabb Island about the local bully, shortly before Guybrush commissions a voodoo doll of Largo LaGrande"

"“I'm sensing a disturbance in the Force…as if a tiny voice just called out...and hastily scratched a message in a table.”"

":– The Voodoo Lady, when Wally is kidnapped"

":Paraphrasing Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope"

"I can’t, I’m washing my hair tonight"

": – Elaine Marley, reply to LeChuck asking her to be his undead wife"

"“I’m not bald! I just have a really high widow's peak.”"

":– Murray, the demonic talking skull"

"Mine is the name pirates fear the most: Edward “Snugglecakes” Van Helgen!"

": – Edward Van Helgen"

"“It looks like a ship's skipper, first mate, a professor, and the rest.”"

": – Guybrush, when looking at a pile of skulls, in reference to Gilligan's Island"

"“I think I broke my skull. I’m *all* skull.”"

": – Murray the demonic talking skull, having fallen from a great height"

"“Join me, Rosencrantz! I am your FATHER!”"

":– Slappy Cromwell, reciting lines from his play, re-written from Hamlet by way of Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back."

"“It was no mere nightmare, Guybrush! Search your feelings! You know it to be true!”"

":– LeChuck, quoting Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back"

"I got so much money, It's embarassing!"

":- Guybrush in the smugglers' cave"

"“We don't serve yer kind here!”"