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"Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars? Afraid? You bet I'm afraid!"
"Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much?"
"With a little study you'll go a long way. And I wish you'd start now."
"[Posing as a reporter] Is it true you're getting a divorce as soon as your husband recovers his eyesight? Is it true you wash your hair in clam broth? Is it true you used to dance in a flea circus?"
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I wish to announce that a buffet supper will be served in the next room in five minutes. In order to get you into that room quickly, Mrs.Smallhausen will sing a soprano solo in THIS room!"
"You roared at them in The Cocoanuts. You laughed your heard off at Animal Crackers. Now see the famous frenzied foursome in their merriest, maddest farce Monkey Business. The whole family will enjoy it."
"The Four Marx Brothers in their newest, funniest laugh-lark."
"Groucho Marx — Groucho"
"Harpo Marx — Harpo"
"Chico Marx — Chico"
"Zeppo Marx — Zeppo"
"Rockliffe Fellowes — J.J. 'Big Joe' Helton"
"Harry Woods — Alky Briggs"
"Thelma Todd — Lucille Briggs"