Life Is Beautiful

"What kind of place is this? It's beautiful: Pigeons fly, women fall from the sky! I'm moving here!"

"Buongiorno, Principessa! LET ME GO WITH YOU (Good Morning, Princess!)"

"(pretending to translate a German concentration camp guard's instructions to the new prisoners) The game starts now. You have to score one thousand points. If you do that, you take home a tank with a big gun. Each day we will announce the scores from that loudspeaker. The one who has the fewest points will have to wear a sign that says "Jackass" on his back. There are three ways to lose points. One, turning into a big crybaby. Two, telling us you want to see your mommy. Three, saying you're hungry and want something to eat."

"You can do anything you want in the city. If you want to yell, yell. (His friend yells) Guido: Stop it! What are you, crazy? You can’t act like you do in the country. You’ve been acting like a madman. You can’t yell!"

"(carrying his son through the camp) You are such a good boy. You sleep now. Dream sweet dreams. Maybe it’s only a dream! We’re dreaming, Joshua. Tomorrow morning, Mommy will wake us up with milk and cookies."

"My husband and son are on that train. I want to get on that train. Did you hear me? I want to get on it."

"We got a thousand points and we won the game! Daddy and me came in first and now we won the real tank! We won! We won!"

"Good morning, princess!"

"Seven seconds!"

"I have something important to tell you. Wait for my signal."

"Help me, help me. I can’t sleep. What is the answer?"

"Nothing is more necessary than the unnecessary."

"The bigger it is, the less you see it"

"The dwarves and Snow White sit down for a bite. How fast can you guess what she serves her guests next?"

"If you say my name I'm not there anymore. Who am I?"

"Fat, fat, ugly, ugly, all yellow in reality. If you ask me what I am I answer, 'Cheap, cheap, cheap.' Wailing along I go, 'Poopoo'. Who am I? Tell me true."