Leprechaun 4: In Space

"The path to power is often soiled with innocent blood, and I will let nothing stop me from becoming king. I'll have power and glory, and a beautiful queen to share it with. Share... Now there's a word that lies crooked upon me. The very sound of it sends my teeth to grate and conjures up pictures of me gold being carted off to pay for feminine pleasures, leaving me with less than what I want, and what I want is everything. I'll wed her, bed her and bury her all in the same day. I wonder if her father will pay for the wedding AND the funeral."

"As Shakespeare said, shit happens."

"[Pulls out a pistol and imitates John Wayne] Hold it right there, pilgrim. I'm not gonna hurt ya. Naw, I'm not gonna hurt ya. [Fires gun] The hell I'm not!"

"Your shrieks, my dear, provide a perfect accompaniment to this romantic evening."

"[Dolores is hanging from the catwalk] Do ya like hangin' around, eh? [Bashes one of her hands] Well there's no future in that!"

"Man. Twenty-first century and they still can't dance."

"Tina, get out of here. Go back! There's a big, ugly motherfucking spider! Go back! get out!"

"I am not defensive and I will shoot anyone who says I am defensive."

"[After Leprechaun becomes a giant] What did you shoot him with, steroids?"

"One more thing, if I lose any more of my men, YOUR ASS IS GRASS! [Pauses, realizing that Dr. Mittenhand's only organic parts are his head and right arm] If... if you've even got an ass!"

"[Upon seeing Kowalski's remains after Leprechaun came out of his crotch] Damn. 'Gonna take more than penicillin to fix that shit."

"[Revealing her breasts] Look upon them and know that you are forever doomed."

"The King is dead. Long live the Queen."

"[After mutating into a Spider-esque abomination] No! You can't! My work! FLIES! I need, flies! Everything will be lost. the code. I have to remember the code. Bring me flies. No! No! I must save the ship. My work!"

"No one leaves this ship unless I so say! Say so."

"I am like the Wizard of Oz, am I not? Running things from behind a curtain. Only this wizard IS NOT A FAKE!"

"I can walk!"

"Due to interference, my experiment has gone awry. I am becoming a mutant, my brain slowly losing human perspective. I am no longer Mittenhand. I am now... Mitten-spider."

"Help me... Help me..."

"Warwick Davis as The Leprechaun"

"Brent Jasmer as Books"

"Jessica Collins as Tina"

"Guy Siner as Dr. Mittenhand / The Mittenspider"

"Gary Grossman as Harold"

"Rebecca Carlton as Princess Zarina"

"Tim Colceri as Metal Head"

"Miguel A. Núñez Jr. as Sticks (as Miguel A. Nunez Jr.)"

"Debbe Dunning as Delores"

"Mike Cannizzo as Danny (as Michael Cannizzo)"

"Rick Peters as Mooch"

"Geoff Meed as Kowalski"

"Ladd York as Lucky"