Land of the Lost (film)

"Captain Kirk's nipples!"

"How dare you?! How dare you?!"

"Because if you don't make it, it's your own damn vault. That's a bitch-slap of truth right there."

"Hot coffee!"

"Come on, Chaka. Let's work on our mission statement."

"It's the perfect woman. Big old set of boobies, no head and a handle."