Jonathan Aitken

"If you asked her (Margaret Thatcher) about Sinai, she would probably think it was the plural for sinus."

"If it falls to me to start a fight to cut out the cancer of bent and twisted journalism in our country with the simple sword of truth and the trusty shield of British fair play, so be it."

"As far as the physical miseries go, I am sure I will cope. I lived at Eton in the 1950s and I know all about life in uncomfortable quarters."

"It's a fairly unique position; to have been in charge of prison funding and then to have been an inmate. I wish I'd been more generous."

"He lied and lied and lied."