Horse Feathers

"[singing] I don't know what they have to say. It makes no difference anyway. Whatever it is, I'm against it."

"[to Baravelli] You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it."

"[about Connie] I'm the plumber. I'm just hanging around in case something goes wrong with her pipes. [To the audience] That's the first time I've used that joke in 20 years."

"[to Baravelli and Pinky, who have abandoned the football match in favor of playing cards] Do you realize what happens if we lose? It means shame! Disgrace! Humiliation! And besides, you're crazy if you don't play the ace!"

"Last week at this same hour I told you Mrs. Moskowitz was expecting a blessed event. Well, last night Mrs.Moskowitz had twins. O-KAY! MISTER MOSKOWITZ!! [blows a "crazy whistle"]"

"[impromptu radio announcement during the football match] Last week at this same hour I told you that Mrs. Moskowitz was expecting a blessed event. Well, last night Mrs. Moskowitz had twins. O-kay Mr Moskowitz! [blows siren whistle]"

"Groucho Marx - Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff"

"Harpo Marx - Pinky"

"Chico Marx - Baravelli"

"Zeppo Marx - Frank Wagstaff"

"Thelma Todd - Connie Bailey"

"David Landau - Jennings"

"Robert Greig - Biology professor Hornsvogel"

"Reginald Barlow - Retiring President"

"E. H. Calvert - Professor in Wagstaff's office"

"Nat Pendleton - Darwin football player MacHardie"

"James Pierce - Darwin football player Mullen"

"Theresa Harris - Laura, Connie's maid"

"Walter Brennan - Football commentator (uncredited)"