Greenberg (film)

"The thing about you kids is that you're all kind of insensitive. I'm glad I grew up when I did 'cause your parents were too perfect at parenting- all that baby Mozart and Dan Zanes songs; you're just so sincere and interested in things! There's a confidence in you guys that's horrifying. You're all ADD and carpal tunnel. You wouldn't know agoraphobia if it bit you in the ass, and it makes you mean. You say things to someone like me who's older and smarter with this light air... I'm freaked out by you kids. I hope I die before I end up meeting one of you in a job interview."

"Dear Starbucks, in your attempt to manufacture culture out of fast food coffee you've been surprisingly successful for the most part. The part that isn't covered by 'the most part' sucks."

"All the men out here dress like children and the kids dress like superheroes."

"It's the harder, more painful decision to stay free but that's what adulthood is."

"You like me so much more than you think you do."

"Hurt people hurt people."

"Ben Stiller - Roger Greenberg"

"Greta Gerwig - Florence Marr"

"Rhys Ifans - Ivan Schrank"

"Jennifer Jason Leigh - Beth"

"Merritt Wever - Gina"

"Chris Messina - Phillip Greenberg, Roger's brother"

"Brie Larson - Sara"

"Juno Temple - Muriel"

"Mark Duplass - Eric Beller"

"Dave Franco - Rich"

"Jake Paltrow - Johno"