Good Luck Chuck

"My entire life, I've been nothing more than a stepping-stone to every relationship I've ever been in. There's always been a next guy who's better than me. For once in my life, I want to be that next guy. I've never said this to anybody before in my whole life. Cam... I love you. I love you, Cam."

"Don't look at me in that tone of voice."

"See you in six months for a routine stabbing."

"If you were a hamburger at McDonald's, I'd name you my McBeautiful Titty Sandwich with titties on top."

"I jerk off to her mammograms."

"Cam Wexler: One more word and I'll hide your stash."

"Eleanor Skipple: [when Charlie proposes to have sex with her] I'm going to fuck you till you die!"

"Dane Cook – Dr. Charlie Logan"

"Jessica Alba – Cam Wexler"

"Dan Fogler – Dr. Stuart Klaminsky"

"Chelan Simmons – Carol"

"Lonny Ross – Joe Wexler"

"Ellia English – Reba"

"Annie Wood – Lara"

"Jodie Stewart – Eleanor Skepple"

"Michelle Harrison – Anisha Carpenter"

"Jodelle Micah Ferland – Lila Carpenter"

"Lindsay Maxwell – McTitty"

"Crystal Lowe – Cam's Wedding friend"

"Steve Bacic – Howard Blaine"