Gex: Enter the Gecko

"It’s tail time!"

"This is like a luau at Mel Blanc’s house."

"This looks like an all-nighter at Richard Simmons’ house."

"I haven’t been this scared since I was trapped in Barry Manilow’s rumpus room."

"Reminds me of Halloween at Rip Taylor’s."

"This is what Tim Burton thinks about when he’s in the tub."

"This place is weirder than Fourth of July at Rick James’ place."

"I haven’t seen blasts like this since taco night at James Earl Jones’ house."

"Captain, they are a bizarre alien race that find Adam Sandler funny."

"Reminds me of Jackie Chan’s bathroom."

"I feel like I’m in Boy George’s pants!"

"This place is bigger than Oliver Reed’s bar tab…"

"The Media Dimension wasn't what it once was young Gex."

"Gex. It's me, your father."

"It's true. I didn't always look like this; I fell into a scrapheap, while trying to get free cable."

"No, no! Don't do it! I'll do anything! I know Tarantino's gardener's fiancée! I can probably get you a meeting."

"Time to suffer… little one!"